SUBJECT: SPASTiC CHiLD

PROFILE: Former Porn Star and Stunt Man, SPASTiC has overcome severe mental retardation and crack addiction to rise up to his now official status of 'Perhaps the most mediocre CS'er the world has yet seen'.

SUBJECT: MONGdeMERCYLESS

PROFILE: Da Masta Killa, ruthless, efficient. Cunningly disguises his l33T status with consistently low scores and wandering aimlessly around maps, giving the illusion of being lost and confused. Genius.